What a gloomy and uplifting day this is. The air is smoky,
but the ground is moist. Look around you. Down, up and sideways. What
do you see? Is this the way you expected to end up? Is this the best
you thought it would turn out? Is this sort of world your children’s
children aught to be sensing. No. Yes. Maybe. I don’t know. Know.
There is hope, however. The Atomic Death Circle has decided to open
it’s arms to the public. They’re here for you, apparently.
Sure, the world is going to end someday, or at least get extremely hot.
But that doesn’t matter. The Atomic Death Circle can offer you
a world of good, a world of cool, creamy, breast-massaging good.
“This place saved my life,” proclaims Dallas pharmacist
Bill Benham, “ I really feel like I’ve gotten more in touch
with the good,” Benham quickly lowered his volume to add, “And
the evil, too.”
The Atomic Death Circle isn’t just for consenting adults, either.
“ I like the cartoons and music!” Shouts doe-eyed Jenny
Smith, age 7. She’s a good kid. The children services are excellently
managed. Sixteen blond mothers agree; The Atomic Death Circle is wholesome
fun for all ages.
Their current penny stock is expected by market analysis to skyrocket
next week. So get in there, folks. It’s time. It’s finally
time!
